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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 4, 2010 18:07:39 GMT -8
Before talon heard the "No wait" he had already begun to speak, " Well its not really tickling as much as other things, but yeah and would that mean you consider yourself his wife?", Talon then said with a smirk, twisting her words was somewhat easy.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 4, 2010 18:12:01 GMT -8
"Like she could afford me." Abe said with a laugh. Aranel went a little pink.
"Of course not! That would be... be..."
"Kind of reasonable? We are kind of sleeping together every night."
"But not like that! Talon, sir, don't you even get that idea into your head! He did not mean that!"
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 4, 2010 18:26:37 GMT -8
"So what if he did? People fuck big deal?" Talon replied in a kind of monotone he didn't see why this was such a big deal to her.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 4, 2010 18:34:44 GMT -8
"It's against the law! I would be thrown out, he could be-!" Aranel started to gesture. Abe caught her wrists, barely avoiding getting clipped on the ear.
"Nell, Nell, calm the fuck down. It was a joke. Seriously. You need to stop freaking out over this stuff." he said, as soothingly as possible.
"How can I calm down? What if people actually do start to think that we're fucking?"
"Tell them the truth? It works sometimes, you know."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 4, 2010 18:41:00 GMT -8
" But i might also remind you that no one here would care, At all, in the slightest, nor would they tell anyone", talon said plainly just trying to show her it doesn't matter anymore.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 4, 2010 18:50:06 GMT -8
"But I would care. Just because I'm not in my world doesn't mean that I shouldn't still follow its rules. I still count myself as a Judge, so I am bound by the rules of one. It's not like I can get a divine handwave or a signed slip saying 'You can fuck' from a god that would let me stay a Judge. That would be ridiculous."
Abe snickered.
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 4, 2010 19:00:07 GMT -8
" Would you prefer it on parchment or Stone tablet i can have either made, really no trouble at all", Talon then said with a sarcastic tone as he shifted so that he was sitting sidewards on the couch.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 4, 2010 19:05:48 GMT -8
Aranel paused.
"Oh. Right. Um... Whatever suits you?" she said, looking embarrassed.
Abe started laughing proper.
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 4, 2010 19:17:00 GMT -8
" Stone tablet it is then, much more elegant. ill get that to you in a few days", Talon said smiling, the weird part was you could kind of tell he was serious.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 4, 2010 19:20:24 GMT -8
Aranel stared at him then kind of flopped onto the couch. Abe waved his hand in front of her face.
"Don't worry, mate, she's fine." he said to Talon, "I had this same reaction when I reached puberty."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 4, 2010 19:34:56 GMT -8
' Puberty is involved in this too?", Talon asked wondering now if this was all just some strange ZenMalTar hormone imbalence.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 4, 2010 19:39:52 GMT -8
"Uh, no. It was just that puberty was when I realised I could have sex. She's going through the same thing. After her and Alistair split I think she kind of figured she wouldn't get any for a long while, seeing as how every other Judge was too old to bang. What you've done is, uh, caused a BSoD and we're just waiting for her to reboot."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 4, 2010 19:46:02 GMT -8
"oh Right, Does she have a self destruct sequence too?", Talon asked more for the asininity then the actually chance of there being one.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 4, 2010 19:53:04 GMT -8
"Yes. Um, that's how she died." Abe said, looking uncomfortable. "She kind of blew herself up to kill a bunch of Kinae. There, uh, there wasn't of any of them. Or the building."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 5, 2010 13:55:29 GMT -8
Talon looked a bit confused," Huh, gotta say i wasn't really expecting that one", Was all he could manage as a response. He walked over to Aranel and pat her head.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 5, 2010 14:00:40 GMT -8
Aranel jumped. Abe laughed.
"You alright?"
"Yeah, I'm fine." she said, neatening herself. "I just, um..."
"BSoDed?"
"Yeah. Um... Oh, thank you, Talon."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 5, 2010 14:02:13 GMT -8
" For the tablet or the reboot?" Talon responded his head tilting to one side in curiosity.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 5, 2010 14:04:47 GMT -8
"Reboot? What? Um, the tablet, sir. If nothing else, I can sell it on eBay."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 5, 2010 14:08:53 GMT -8
"Well that would be a bit of a shame but ehh", Talon then said shrugging as he walked over to one of the glass walls, he sort of wondered what would happen if he let himself fall off the edge, but then again this is more or less the equivalent of a meteor wondering how much damage it could do if it hit that planet over there.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 5, 2010 15:40:59 GMT -8
"Well, maybe, but at least I'd be very rich. Back home anyway. You'd be surprised how much items go for if you say they once belonged to the Lord or the Lady."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 5, 2010 16:56:27 GMT -8
" but how would they prove it authentic?", Talon was now more curious as to the money that could be made from their planet.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 5, 2010 17:47:35 GMT -8
"The signature. The magical one, not the written kind. The Lord and Lady have very special ones, really distinctive, and it's likely that they'd bloodbind any of their weapons, so that would leave their signature on it."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 5, 2010 18:07:08 GMT -8
Talon looked thoughtful for a moment, a second later a twisted scythe with one large eye in the center of its blade and flesh running down its spine shaped handle appeared with the bottom of it spiked into the floor, Talon started looking up and down the scythe for his "Bloodbound signature".
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 5, 2010 18:11:05 GMT -8
"I don't know if your weapon would have one, sir. At home only the Cruzmal know how to Bloodbind weapons and such. Then again, maybe it's different here."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 5, 2010 18:25:23 GMT -8
The weapon spoke soon after Aranel did," It would also be unlikely that a sentiant would be blood bound then again, would having a somewhat shared soul count", Surprisingly enough the voice of the weapon was that of a fairly young woman.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 5, 2010 18:28:42 GMT -8
Aranel stared for a moment then shook her head. "Uh, most likely. For Cruzmal blood is the soul in physical form, so it would be close enough."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 5, 2010 18:45:05 GMT -8
Talon was still looking up and down the side of the weapon for a signature. He wasn't having much luck. " Dont worry your not hallucinating im really talking," The scythe then said mildly amused.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 5, 2010 18:48:35 GMT -8
"Oh no, I didn't think that at all. I don't take any drugs."
"I do." Abe said. "Are you sure this isn't a hallucination? Wait, why am, I asking you? If I was then you're part of it."
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Post by Talon and Alila on Apr 5, 2010 18:50:58 GMT -8
The scythe was suddenly replaced by a somewhat young looking girl in a long gown with only one eye and dark black hair covering the empty socket, she looked to be around fifteen ," This less hallucinogenic then?", she asked a small smile on her face.
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Post by Abe & Aranel on Apr 5, 2010 18:56:24 GMT -8
"No, it's still pretty hallucinogenic. It just got a lot better looking is all."
Aranel rolled her eyes. "Pervert."
"I'm just saying!"
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